Monday, October 27, 2008

My calssmates mail for being late to submit an assignment

Subject: Re:midterm question Topic: What questions, issues, thoughts do you have?
Author: Turner, Kevin () Date: October 27, 2008 7:57 AM

what is the penalty for being late? i just got fired from my job at jp morgan as i work in a call center there and as you know we are going into a recession, so ive been job hunting and got rehired, but had to do a two week intensive training course that drains me at the end of the day as it is a high stress corporate setting. i can get u the paper this week though if at all possible, just trying to survive here and not file for bankruptcy and foreclosure..all that fun adult stuff!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Survey by UN

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:


'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?'


The survey was a huge failure -

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, 
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, 
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant, 
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, 
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, 
And in the USA they didn't know what the 'rest of the world' meant!

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Orkut lo muchatlu

This is a confusing conversation between me and priya.. we both own a common orkut profile so the name is same when we have a conversation.. Read from bottom to top..

10:49 am (6 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
aye u sleep! :P

10:49 am (6 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
k sleep byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

10:45 am (9 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
ayina dis is orkut-family oriented networking site ;) emaina ane mundu alochinchu!! :P

10:45 am (10 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
chance pe dance antaru deenine! chance dorikethe chaalu nidra pothav antav :P heheh

10:42 am (13 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
oka muah sleep.. Dream abt me.. If u want i will also sleep and come in ur dreams

10:41 am (13 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
I love u more

10:41 am (14 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
I love u :) I love u I love u

10:40 am (15 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
abbooooooo nijanaga matram neeku ilanti dialogues rave! :P ehhehe

10:39 am (16 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
preminche gundaki poddunenti ratrenti.. too much dialogue kada next film ki :D

10:37 am (17 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
ikkada ippude podunaa ayindi..apude padukovala???

10:36 am (19 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
sarey aithe nenu ne kalala loki vachi gola chesta paduko

10:36 am (19 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Nuvvu na AC atma companion... or soul mate kanna

10:34 am (21 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
nenu nee fan enti??? AC nenu!! :D

10:33 am (22 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Nuvvu na fan kaada.. neeku counselling nenu chestanu kada :D

10:31 am (23 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Sare kaani ee sariii nee fans kosam separate counselling session petudama? :P

10:29 am (25 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Naku dosa.. neeku aasa and apadam .. wat a combination.. vah vah

10:29 am (26 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
:D option 5 daka velanistanu anukuntunava?? ;) aasa dosaaa apadam!!! :P

10:28 am (27 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
okaaaaa masala dosaiiiiiii.. Aha a sound amrutam.. Nannu emaiana anu masala dosa ni annav ante i will have to think abt option 5

10:27 am (28 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
nuvvu ani alasyangane chestavu...tondara asala padavu :P

10:26 am (29 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
masala dosa vodda? ;)

10:26 am (29 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Nenu edi tondara padi cheyanu.. adi thanku aina sarey :D

10:25 am (29 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Esari ala challa gali lo gaddi meda nadustu.. Bench meda kasapu kurchuni.. Early dinner paneer, biryani and naan tini.. late ga intiki veldam :D

10:25 am (30 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
avunu nuvvu thank you epudu wrong time lo cheptava?

10:24 am (31 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
vanda manda antha scene ledu le kaani inko maata chepu :P Ee sari em tindam?

10:23 am (32 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Idi alochichalsini vishayam.. nenu asale VIP calls ala accept cheyakunda vundakudadu.. Nannu namukuni konni vondala mandi indra lo la vunnaru

10:23 am (32 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
asale fans ekuva neeku

10:22 am (33 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
kaani ee sari nee cell phone intlo peti ravali ;)

10:22 am (33 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Tarvata kudirte ala bike mida shikaru..

10:21 am (34 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Naku kuda oka special gift kavali aithe

10:21 am (34 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Alochistanu seethaphalalu testava?

Rakesh & Priya::
i called my best friend.. Anyway i am still confused.. veelaithe naalugu matalu kudirithe cup coffee ki vastava to Wax..

10:15 am (40 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Phone a friend- Whom did u call that morning for this difficult answer?

10:14 am (41 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
That is the most difficult answer i can give... can i have life lines please

10:13 am (42 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
4 options? 1) Me 2) Me 3) Me 4) Me

10:12 am (43 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
And if i do grant a lifetime with me..u wont get a chance to find an alternative

10:12 am (43 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::
Can i have 4 options please

10:11 am (44 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::That was the wrong answer

10:10 am (45 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya::sure i will think abt it.. Please grant me a life time with u for me to find a alternative

10:09 am (46 minutes ago)
Rakesh & Priya:: See I love u...but i am just xpressing what am feeling..but it doesnt mean u have to accept me or anything...we can still be good friends..u r a great .....