NO ENTRY for celebrities

Everyone is dressed tradititonally and running around in the ground floor of a old nizamy style building and I am watching everything patiently from my window on the first floor.. I am dressed in a pathani outfit and my room is beautiful with bright colourful curtains, bedsheets in a qawalli style.. Suddenly everything just went calm and then enters a very famous celebrity none other than A r rehman.. It seems he heard my radio show and wanted to come onto my show and I called him and tat is y evevryone was running around. We both a nice chat and he also suggested me to start the show with a joke.. Everything was going perfect untill we suddenly decided to start my radio show and I took him near my wonderful master piece, none other than the Compaq PIII 1.00 Ghz 640 mb ram computer and switched it on to start my show.. And my beautiful machine, my baby refussed to start and Rehman was whistling and looking around the cornors of a wall, I think he was thinking of a new tune inspired by the orange walls.. My baby was still not cooperating and i asked him to go out give some time for my baby to start and he can have breakfast and come.. Poor chap was so friendly but left without saying a word.. And that is when I decided I will never have celebrities on my show again, not even in my dream..

Finally an RJ

I never thought that i will go on AIR.. I was nervous in the beginning but slowly started liking it.. By the end i was feeling so good.. I recieved my first fan call today from Mike.. Felt sooo happy :) I know i was talking crap without a script.. Probably i should prepare atleast list of things i should talk next time :) I never imagined my self being a RJ.. i always wanted to be this, that but donno y i thought i am not an RJ.. but 3hrs slot is tough man.. so many songs and sitting there all the time.. I made a lotta mistakes but will probably make it more interesting next time..

Seventy-five percent of our planet is water - can you swim??

i never in my life thought that i will learn swimming tat too when i am this old.. I am undoubtedly the most slowest and pathetic swimmer of all time if we exclude my close friend Sakkar :D..

On Day1 my teacher was shocked by seeing my swimming abilities, i donnno if she eva saw a guy walking that fast in the 3 feet 6 inches swimming pool.. Yes i successfully ran all the way when others were swiming.. One thing i don understand is how come every one is floating man.. I cant even hold something and float.. On day2 my instructor gave me fins.. They looked so good and comfartable and i was able to finish the lap in four turns minimum :D Felt soooo good.. But i was not able to stand on my fins and was drowning down in a 3'6 pool.. imagine ur legs bending off and drowning.. scary i say..

And on Day 3 she jus took them back and made me finless swimmer again.. but after practicing for 3 hrs seperately in a week i finally am able to swim 3/4th of the pool even if i am drinking 3/4th liters of chlorine water.. Cant help it man.. I know ppl who can swim will advice me to keep my mouth shut but believe me i am not some one who can keep his mouth shut even when i think i am taking my last breath.. cant help it tats my character dude.. i don care wateva happens i will swim atleast one lap this sem pakka.. Mark my words buddy..